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Now entering Mansion of Terror. Continue reading ‘Mass Media 01-17-15’ »

Chocobo races completed in a half hour, bitches. Continue reading ‘Mass Media 04-26-14’ »

Free advice for Lady Gaga: Don’t tell R Kelly “Do what you want with my body.” You’re just asking him to pee on you. Continue reading ‘Mass Media 12-14-13’ »

No need for bombs, when hate will do. Continue reading ‘Battle Princess of Arcadia Media’ »

Brooks Orpik of all people sends the Pens to the next round. Continue reading ‘Mass Media 05/11/13’ »

Slayer of God: Millennium Boy Continue reading ‘Mass Media 04/13/13’ »

Never take a nap at eight at night. Continue reading ‘Late Night Mass Media 01/20/13’ »

The 49ers have made me $25 richer. Continue reading ‘Mass Media 01/12/13’ »

Wild ARMs series playthrough in progress! Continue reading ‘Mass Media 10/28/12’ »

One more week until my vacation. Continue reading ‘Mass Media 09/29/12’ »

SlayerGhaleon: I was reading DMWL and they had these two gag comics that featured Minatsuki playing evil tricks on people.
SlayerGhaleon: And every comic ended with her giving an evil grin.
Sicondera: Heh
SlayerGhaleon: So they literally translated the descriptor as the Japanese word, and then explained that it meant “Evil grin” in Japanese.
SlayerGhaleon: And I’m like “Why not just put down ‘sneer.’ It means the same f-ing thing, you f-ing morons.”
SlayerGhaleon: If you’ll pardon my language, dear lady.
Sicondera: Dictionary-itis.
Sicondera: It’s a common ailment among translators.
SlayerGhaleon: In other words, “Look, I know what this word means, and I’m going to explain it to you! Ooh! My e-penis is so big!” Continue reading ‘Mass Media 09/08/12’ »

The part of Edge will now be played by Porom, because Edge sucks. Continue reading ‘Mass Media 05/12/12’ »

“Farron” is a Scottish word meaning “great hair.” Continue reading ‘Mass Media 04/28/12’ »

I have to say that it’s a good thing Chie wears those shorts underneath her skirt in combat, especially now with the addition of bikes. Continue reading ‘Mass Media 02/18/12’ »

Thirty people suffered two hours of continuous whiplash today when a man claiming to be the devil hijacked a roller coaster. Continue reading ‘Mass Media 02/05/12’ »

If you’re lucky enough to be on holidays then why not spend a little of your time off taking a look at this shiny new media. Today, for your viewing pleasure, we’ve got Ragnarok Odyssey, Code of Princess, Genso Suikoden Tsumugareshi Hyakunen no Toki, and Labyrinth Tower: Legacista.
Continue reading ‘Mass media 12/27/11’ »

Boy, I have to go out grocery shopping on Christmas E…TOUCHDOWN PANTHERS! WOOOOOOO! Continue reading ‘Mass Media 12/24/11’ »

It’s weird to be seeing DLC for a game that’s not even released here yet, but that’s what we’ve got with Final Fantasy XIII-2: Omega DLC media, not to mention some Frontier Gate, Dragon Quest X, Shining blade, and Lord of Apocalypse.

Continue reading ‘Mass Media 12/16/11’ »

Searching for duplicates of Makai Kingdom PSP media is ever so fun, right up there with smashing yourself in the face with a brick. Anyway, it’s media time, and it’s a biggie. In additional to the aforementioned Makai Kingdom PSP, we have 7th Dragon 2020, Dark Souls, Diablo III, Heroes’ Phantasia, Grand Knight’s History, Persona 4: The Golden, and Persona 4: The Ultimate in Mayonaka Arena. Dig in! Continue reading ‘Mass Media 09/07/11’ »

Evening, folks! Hope you brought your appetite for media, because we have, shall we say, generous portions. In today’s update: Cardboard Troopers, Dai 2 Ji Super Robot Taisen OG, Dragon’s Crown, Final Fantasy XIII-2, Grand Knight’s History, Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2, Pandora’s Tower, Tales of the Abyss 3DS, Tales of Xillia, and The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. Dig in! Continue reading ‘Mass Media 06/13/11’ »