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US versus Canada for the gold? Sign me up! Continue reading ‘Mass Media 02/27/10’ »

Yes, that is a Christmas tree weapon in that screenshot. Continue reading ‘Mass Media 12/19/09’ »

Tongue-eating parasite? That’s the craziest f#?king thing I’ve ever heard. Continue reading ‘Mass Media 12/08/09’ »

That Ys game is a PSP remake of a PC remake of Ys III. Just pointing that out. Continue reading ‘Mass Media 11/28/09’ »

Valkyria Chronicles is the greatest RPG almost nobody is talking about. Continue reading ‘Mass Media 11/04/09’ »

The Penguins’ Chris Kunitz had three assists last night, prompting color man Bob Errey to write the following on the screen.

How it got past S&P is beyond me, but it led to an awesome photoshop. Continue reading ‘Mass Media 10/29/09’ »

Sega Japan has taken Japan’s special relationship with Pizza Hut – last seen being frequented by an immortal Geass dispenser – to the next level with the upcoming Phantasy Star Portable 2. Apart from an in-game Pizza Hut, Phantasy Star now features room decorations of the chain restaurant’s Japanese mascot, Cheese-kun. Players may also arm themselves with Pizza Hut box shields and pie pans.

Those not interested in fast-food pizza appear to have other ways to garb and arm themselves. As reported by Famitsu, outfits from Evangelion, Fate/Stay Night, and – of all things – Vocaloid’s Hatsune Miku are available via equippable armor.

Source: Kotaku

Getting in juuuuuust after the official media update, some screens and artwork for Phantasy Star Portable 2. Have a look-see, if you like: Continue reading ‘Phantasy Star Portable 2 Media – 10/04/09’ »

Grandia III during the day, Fatal Frame II during the night. That’s what I call multitasking. Continue reading ‘Mass Media 09/24/09’ »

Tomorrow’s weather: Excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in tomorrow for our five day forecast! Continue reading ‘Mass Media 09/06/09’ »

We’re having a cookout at my place today, and yet I still took the time to get these up. You should be grateful. Continue reading ‘Mass Media 09/05/09’ »

I’ll be 26 tomorrow. Somehow I feel a lot older than that. Continue reading ‘Mass Media 09/02/09’ »

In this episode: Roy Brown is the man. I wish I could rewind time back to E3 so I could shake someone at Bethesda’s hand for introducing me to this golden-voiced king amongst men. That and ask them to de-nerf Colonel Autumn’s laser pistol. Oh well… there’s always mods, I guess.

To the task at hand. Today’s media includes and is limited to: Dragon Quest IX, Elemental Hunters, Hexys Force, Phantasy Star Portable 2, Resonance of Fate, Rune Factory 3, Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey, and Valkyria Chronicles 2: The Gallia Royal Military Academy. Get it while it’s hot, people! Continue reading ‘Mass Media 08/28/09’ »

Hang in there Slayer, I gotcha! Right after I eat this cake that’s mysteriously lying out on the table for some reason, on which that dead guy was apparently trying to write ‘poison’ before he keeled over. There we go! Now, on to save the good man from the – gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! *death*

In this update: Cross Treasures, Dragon Quest IX, Dragon Age: Origins, Persona 3 Portable, Phantasy Star Portable 2, Wizardry: Dungeon of the Imprisoned Souls, Vandal hearts: Flames of Judgment, and Guild Wars 2. Continue reading ‘Mass Media 08/23/09’ »