RandomNPC – Video Game RPG Reviews, Editorials, and Features

So in between beating up insane hobos in Condemned 2 and watching countless variants of Caramelldansen, I managed to finish up Mass Effect.  I felt inspired (read: contractually obligated) to give my two cents in parallel to Cortney’s review of same.  After attempting feebly to review the whole thing in a faux-foppish English gentleman’s voice, I gave up and went off into some tangent on how games should and should not start.  Mass Effect provides an interesting case study of the latter.  Observe!