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I’ll be 26 tomorrow. Somehow I feel a lot older than that. (more…)

I woke up this morning to find my car parked half a foot away from the curb, which is what I get for coming home at three in the morning. (more…)

If you’re reading this, please help me. WolfRaven has me locked up in her basement and is forcing me to do lots of media updates.

Oh no, here she comes.

Hi, WR! No, I’m not doing anything suspicious! Just updating media like you told me to! *Laughs nervously* (more…)

May the powers that be bless the return of football. (more…)

Nine Lives is mine. That is all. (more…)

Four treasure chests left in Wild Arms 5. Getting Nine Lives is exhausting, truly. (more…)

In Wild Arms 5 there is a shop that lets you exchange experience levels for items and equipment. It’s run by the vampire chick from 2, who refers to it as exchanging your life force for items. The lesson here is that Wild Arms 2 always comes back to bite you. (more…)

In my spare time now I am alternating between Fallout 3 and Harvest Moon: Island of Happiness. Try and figure that one out. (more…)

Every time I see new FFXIII screens I am reminded how much I’m looking forward to it. (more…)

Is the main character of Vesperia male or female? I seriously cannot tell. (more…)

That girl in the veil from Rune Factory 3 is totally adorable. Just pointing that out. (more…)

The PS3 version of Vesperia needs to come out over here so I can play it. (more…)

The Fallout 3 DLC screens for PS3 do nothing to make up for the fact that the content does not come out until September. Period. (more…)

It doesn’t matter if media is good. It only matters if it rocks. (more…)

This is not the greatest media update in the world. No, this is just a tribute. (more…)

You’re better off not knowing the lengths it took me to get these up. (more…)

I’m nowhere near as witty as Karl, so just pretend I said something funny here. (more…)

I really have nothing to say here. (more…)

Yes, I’m doing something on the main page. Don’t look so shocked. (more…)

I find myself in quite a jaunty mood today. After watching the Penguins kick around the Senators in both their playoff games thus far, as well as reading this hilarious article on why the Pirates will continue to suck this year, I am primed to tackle our weekly article here. Onward! 

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