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Nanako is the little sister everyone wants. (more…)

The part of Edge will now be played by Porom, because Edge sucks. (more…)

“Farron” is a Scottish word meaning “great hair.” (more…)

Seriously, where the hell did Teddie get that bow tie? (more…)

Behold the story of the beautiful princess Cheri White! (more…)

Elizabeth, but still no Yukari. D: (more…)

The Great Salt Lick says Cheria is a liar! (more…)

So yeah, how about that absolutely terrible ending to Mass Effect 3, huh? (more…)

Two Shepards down, two to go. D: (more…)

I have to say that it’s a good thing Chie wears those shorts underneath her skirt in combat, especially now with the addition of bikes. (more…)

Thirty people suffered two hours of continuous whiplash today when a man claiming to be the devil hijacked a roller coaster. (more…)

A Philadelphia man was arrested today after trying to make an unauthorized deposit in a sperm bank. (more…)

Rise never gets less adorable. (more…)

Boy, I have to go out grocery shopping on Christmas E…TOUCHDOWN PANTHERS! WOOOOOOO! (more…)

I am in love with the girl with pink hair. (more…)

Gentlemen, behold! (more…)

Another year, another birthday for yours truly. (more…)

You ever pour glue on a bird?

No, of course not, there’s no reason. (more…)

Bet you never thought you’d see my ass back here again, eh? (more…)

Sesame Street fired half its staff.

Today’s layoffs are brought to you by the letters ‘F’ and ‘U.’ (more…)