Atlus Delays Zoids Assault, Writes Best Press Release Ever

Xbox 360 owners eagerly anticipating the ability to pilot a Command Wolf, Dibison, or any of the many types of Ligers will need to wait a bit longer. No one explains it better than Aram Jabbari with this snippet of the actual press release:

“Zoids Assault is going to slip out of late August and into early September – the 9th to be exact… Hey, are these new Zoids Assault screenshots? These are great! Let’s focus on these instead,” pleaded Aram Jabbari, Assistant Manager of Sales and PR, holding a set of awesome new Zoids Assault screenshots above his head.”



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