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This game has too many screens. (more…)

Didn’t I just post media for these games? (more…)

Been too long. (more…)

Let’s get violent for vegetables. (more…)

Valkyria Chronicles is the only game around where a woman gives birth in a tank. (more…)

Roku: Like a Ground type with Limber. (more…)

CactuarJoe has gone on the record as saying that he did the character design for this lovely lady. He enjoys something unusual encasing a woman’s breasts. (more…)

Lightning and Liara have the same voice actress. This is odd. (more…)

I’d pay good money to have Aya’s hair. (more…)

30 Second Hero eh? That’s what my ex used to call me. (more…)

I am proud of the Qwib-Qwib, and I will not flee because of petty insults. (more…)

Tiny text should be abolished in games. (more…)

I hope Mass Effect 2 doesn’t have an 80s style song playing during the credits. (more…)

Mass Effect has the worst item management system ever. (more…)

If it gets one degree hotter I’m gonna kick someone’s ass. (more…)

The itch for a tenth run of Xenogears is striking me. (more…)

Final Fantasy XIV is sucking me in. (more…)

The new Pokemon has a female professor. The world is ending. (more…)

If Nintendo wants me to buy Ocarina of Time again they’ll insert a dating sim option with Malon. (more…)

The good folks at Bethesda have released a new Fallout New Vegas trailer for E3. Amongst other things, it reveals the game’s release date, which is October 19th of this year.

You can count on a review shortly thereafter, as Karl, Cortney, Xero and myself will all be playing it immediately upon launch.