There comes a time in each… erm, week… when…
Y’know what? Nuts to the preamble. I had a big piece to throw in here, but I’m not even going to bother. Michael “CactuarJoe” Beckett detonated a Forretress in my face, and I can’t be bothered. The whole week’s going to go downhill from here, and it’s because of that stupid metal walnut thing.
So, in a desperate attempt to drag myself out of the darkest pits of blackest despondency, here are the Quests.
Cortney “Alethea” Stone continues Final Fantasy Tactics. That’s really all she’s giving me, so I’m going to throw another wrench at CactuarJoe. Yeah, you -know- that Gyarados would’ve Dragon Danced on your corpse had your Heatran not melted down on it like that. Also, nice Crit-Explosion. I’ll remember that one.
Jordan “J_Sensei” “J.J. Walker” “Kid Dy-no-mite” Jackson has reached disc 4 of Lost Odyssey and eagerly awaits jumping feet-first into Dragon Quest: Swords. I maintain that would be detrimental to the structural integrity of the disc, but my words go unheeded. I blame CactuarJoe.
Derek “Roku” Cavin has his priorities all out of whack and has forgone gaming in favor of “schoolwork.” While this is the proper route for those desiring a more successful future and lucrative employment opportunities, it does tend to leave the sorry schmo writing Quests with a lot more work to do. I have a wounded Yanmega and a wounded ego to mend. Thanks.
Michael “lolGarchomp” Beckett looks for a copy of Dungeon Explorer. He had something to say about Pokémon, something about improving his record, but I’ll be having none of that. Serves him for trouncing the guy writing Quests this week. Maybe next time he’ll have something more constructive to say.
John “Karlinn” Boske may or may not tend to Baldur’s Gate en route to a thorough playing of Mass Effect. He cites a need for “that extra dose of BioWare.” I understand completely. Every time I play Ikaruga, the first thing that comes to mind is, “Y’know what’d make this experience complete? Mischief Makers.”
Michael “Slayer of God” Kozinko indicates recent playings of Devil May Cry 4, Resident Evil 2, and Resident Evil 3. These choices lead me to believe he’s been drinking Karlinn’s Kool-Aid. Which is mean. Does Mr. Kool-Aid have to break through a wall and regulate up in this piece? ‘Cuz he totally will.
Jerry “XeroZohar” Swain has one word for you: Psychonauts. (Actually, that’s the only word he had for me, as well. So there you are. That’s REPORTAGE, people.)
I’d tell you what I myself am up to, but that’s on the backburner. I have a Ninjask to raise. This Ninjask will be the key to the door that opens the cell which contains the tools necessary for CactuarJoe’s demise. I didn’t have time for other gaming. Fire Emblem is now on hold. Dragon Quest: Swords can wait. My entire attention is now turned to this Ninjask, and this Ninjask will be SALVATION.
Oh. Also, look forward to big updates and announcements in the weeks to come! We’ve got a lot of things we’re working on right now, all designed to make your website experience all the richer. (I was on a tear, here, and interrupted it for this, so you can be sure it’s important.)