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Ready to receive your special seed, baby. (more…)

No need for bombs, when hate will do. (more…)

I’ll take seven sacks of Eli Manning, thank you. (more…)

F-k me. (more…)

Persona 4: Arena finally has Yukari. (more…)

Lightning looks good in yellow. (more…)

Now a hot maid with a great rack. Damn you, Legend of Heroes! (more…)

Polly want a Megazord? (more…)

Man, Ward got back! (more…)

I’m on the PHONE! (more…)

I like it VERY MUCH. (more…)

Shoe polishing human, soon you will pay! (more…)

The female lead of Drakengard 3 uses her male companions to sate her sexual desires.

Undoubtedly this will rankle fans suffering from internalized misogyny. (more…)

Brooks Orpik of all people sends the Pens to the next round. (more…)

If there isn’t a super saiyan mode in Puzzle and Dragons Z I’ll be very upset. (more…)

Slayer of God: Millennium Boy (more…)

Redhead with a great rack?

Not enough to get me to play a Legend of Heroes game. (more…)

On the way home from work, there is a church with a sign that says “The blood covers it all!!”

I did not realize that I moved to Silent Hill. (more…)

Yuno Gasai’s not the kind of girl you bring home to mother. (more…)

You went way too soon, Bessick. (more…)